Imaginary Worlds T-Shirts

"The imaginary people keep telling me that I'm crazy..."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Playground Pipe Dreams

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

"I've been feeling more transparent."

'Children's Personals'

Please use other dimension.

An inspector saying to a witch in front of a gingerbread house, 'Sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use lo-cal hi-fiber wood here.

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

I am Xzanta, warrior princess. Norman is a great believer in getting into role before he starts writing.

Man talking to a tree.

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."

Gingerbread man escaping.

Tolkien Characters That Never Made it out of the Author's Notebooks

"Yes, he did turn into a prince, but there were complications."

'...so you need us to slow time, break the law and perform three miracles...by next Tuesday. You need to dial extension 101 and ask for the Wizard of Oz!'

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

'If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.'

"I shouldn't have replaced the alligators with bass."

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

'Never tell the peasants you need them more than they need you!'