Imaginary Worlds Gifts

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

"The imaginary people keep telling me that I'm crazy..."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Playground Pipe Dreams

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Christopher Isherwood

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

'Children's Personals'

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

"I've been feeling more transparent."

Please use other dimension.

I am Xzanta, warrior princess. Norman is a great believer in getting into role before he starts writing.

Man talking to a tree.

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

'He's depressed because his make believe friend unfriended him on Facebook.'

An inspector saying to a witch in front of a gingerbread house, 'Sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use lo-cal hi-fiber wood here.

"You have a rich imagination, young man, but a giant hideous troll could never escape from your book and stalk you around the library."

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

"Yes, he did turn into a prince, but there were complications."

I'm so proud! The imaginary enemy of his imaginary enemy is his imaginary friend.

Gingerbread man escaping.

Tolkien Characters That Never Made it out of the Author's Notebooks

"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."

'...so you need us to slow time, break the law and perform three miracles...by next Tuesday. You need to dial extension 101 and ask for the Wizard of Oz!'

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

'Never tell the peasants you need them more than they need you!'

'If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.'

"I shouldn't have replaced the alligators with bass."