Creator Of Fictional Worlds Gifts

Christopher Isherwood

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Trainset

Stephen King

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

"Hello, Number 6!"

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

Flying Pen

An inspector saying to a witch in front of a gingerbread house, 'Sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use lo-cal hi-fiber wood here.

Headless Self-Portrait

"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"

''Infinite' will take forever - How about we use curved space?'

'In other news, Tweedledumistan today invaded Tweedledeeistan....'

I am Xzanta, warrior princess. Norman is a great believer in getting into role before he starts writing.

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

'Bob, don't turn the bumper into a horsey.'

Bowling ball earth

"Yes, he did turn into a prince, but there were complications."

"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."

"The imaginary people keep telling me that I'm crazy..."

"Sometimes I wish I were a character in a video game."

I'm so proud! The imaginary enemy of his imaginary enemy is his imaginary friend.

'...so you need us to slow time, break the law and perform three miracles...by next Tuesday. You need to dial extension 101 and ask for the Wizard of Oz!'

Mrs.Beelzebub's faux pas.