Fictional Worlds Fan Gifts

'...so you need us to slow time, break the law and perform three miracles...by next Tuesday. You need to dial extension 101 and ask for the Wizard of Oz!'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

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'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Knight feeding his kids.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Paranormal A-Z...

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

J. R. R. Tolkien

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Piracy on a boating lake

The Mouse Princess

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Right here's fine."

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