Fantasy Worlds Gifts

'Reality. It's been my one terrible blind spot for years.'

"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."

'If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.'

VR on Pennyless Lane

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Seagiraffes

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The Fourth Little Pig

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Alien David statue

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Toadstools

"You left this on our ship."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

The tooth fairy.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'