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Gingerbread man escaping.

Tolkien Characters That Never Made it out of the Author's Notebooks

Big Bang Theory.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Look! No hands!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Painting taking root...

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

A man looks up at the earth

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

Slinky Cow World

Emergency exit into Space

The Big Tipper

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Space exploration"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'So what have you been up to?'

Clown walks balloon dog

7 More Dwarfs

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.