Imaginary World Explorer Prints

Gingerbread man escaping.

Tolkien Characters That Never Made it out of the Author's Notebooks

"You have a rich imagination, young man, but a giant hideous troll could never escape from your book and stalk you around the library."

Big Bang Theory.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Look! No hands!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Painting taking root...

A man looks up at the earth

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

Slinky Cow World

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Beyond the known and the unknown.

Emergency exit into Space

The Big Tipper

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

"Space exploration"

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

'So what have you been up to?'

Clown walks balloon dog

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'