Fantasy World Builder T-Shirts

'Your rainbow needs more gold.'

I'm so proud! The imaginary enemy of his imaginary enemy is his imaginary friend.

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

I am Xzanta, warrior princess. Norman is a great believer in getting into role before he starts writing.

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'Never tell the peasants you need them more than they need you!'

An inspector saying to a witch in front of a gingerbread house, 'Sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use lo-cal hi-fiber wood here.

"I shouldn't have replaced the alligators with bass."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Look! No hands!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Astral Projection

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"It's a mobile."

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Saving for College.

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

Next in Lion

Ghostship

7 More Dwarfs

Christopher Isherwood

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Vampire Bat

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

Trainset

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

Star Wars convention...

Scratching the door to get out is easy --- it's getting back in that's the problem.

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.