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"We come in pieces!"

Occu-Pie Mars

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Robotic Man

"You left this on our ship."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Ascent of Machine.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Apple Pie Abduction

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Time Machine Collision

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

The flies have landed.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."