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'Dang! I'm hopeless at this type of stuff.'

"Young Frankenstein"

Big Bang Theory.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Slinky Cow World

A man looks up at the earth

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Emergency exit into Space

"It's a mobile."

The Big Tipper

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

"Space exploration"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

Saving for College.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.