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'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Dancing with the Star Wars

Science fiction fans on other planets

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"Siri, find oxygen."

Newborn Cosmonaut

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

We've been coming here for decades, but I still don't understand their idea that the richest person is the one with the most money.

"You used to be way more attractive!"

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'

"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

"I'm pretty sure this is what humans call 'work' now."

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"So you were abducted by space aliens?"

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

'It's Howard Schultz calling. Does newly discovered planet Kepler 186F have an atmosphere suitable for a starbucks.'

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Hey, Jeffrey...why do you think the military wants to figure out how they can send people to another solar system?'

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Sad in Seattle," you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. I discovered my dad is a conspiracy theorist. He says Obama's not American, we never landed on the moon, and someone went back in time and re-edited Star Wars to give C-3PO one silver leg. Stop yer sniveling! Have you any idea how lucky you are to have a father who cared enough about you to give you such priceless material with which to mock him? Papa Cohen never did anything mock-wort

Lust in Space.