Intergalactic Builder Gifts

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Dancing with the Star Wars

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Siri, find oxygen."

Newborn Cosmonaut

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'

"I'm pretty sure this is what humans call 'work' now."

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"So you were abducted by space aliens?"

"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Hey, Jeffrey...why do you think the military wants to figure out how they can send people to another solar system?'

'It's Howard Schultz calling. Does newly discovered planet Kepler 186F have an atmosphere suitable for a starbucks.'

"Let's skip Earth - they have crappy Wi-Fi."

"What do you mean our ground lease is up?"

Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook.

Lust in Space.