Igloo Builders Gifts

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

Santa's auger

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Dog Igloo.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Arctic Snails.

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Igloo Art.

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Business acquaintances on holiday

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Taxi

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

Single Family Home Sanctuary

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Arctic Hothouse

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

"Still snow!"

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."

Honey, wake up

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