Igloo Building Gifts

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

Dog Igloo.

Modern Parents

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Arctic Snails.

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Arctic Hothouse

Igloo Art.

Business acquaintances on holiday

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

Taxi

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

"Still snow!"

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A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

Apartments for rent. Central Air!