Universe Builder Prints

'Dang! I'm hopeless at this type of stuff.'

"Young Frankenstein"

Big Bang Theory.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Slinky Cow World

A man looks up at the earth

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

The Big Tipper

Emergency exit into Space

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"It's a mobile."

"Space exploration"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Saving for College.

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!