Universe Architect Prints

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

The Day Dreamer.

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Windmill

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Modern Parents

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

Moving buildings using a computer.

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

Fire Escapes

A writer fishes for inspiration.

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'