Fantasy Creator Pillows

'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Seagiraffes

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

The Fourth Little Pig

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Alien David statue

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Toadstools

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The tooth fairy.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."