Fantasy Business Maven Gifts

'Who brought the agenda for the Quarterly Meeting of Oz?'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Myths and legends...

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Upper West Side Story

'You may have three mergers.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

'It was accidentally reversed one day and our profits immediately skyrocketed.'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

Boarway Show

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

Business News: Economic Growth Indicators are Up, Led By Car Repairs, Divorce Costs, Open Heart Surgeries and Toxic Waste Cleanups.