Fantasy Business Maven Mugs

'Who brought the agenda for the Quarterly Meeting of Oz?'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Myths and legends...

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Upper West Side Story

"This is off our first TikTok."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'You may have three mergers.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Home Sweet Sign

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

'It was accidentally reversed one day and our profits immediately skyrocketed.'

Nick Cave

Boarway Show

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

Leonard Cohen

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'Music hath charms,' &c.

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."