Fan Of Parenting Mishaps Gifts

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

I love my family!

Two children play with a pedal bin

Children should be seen and not a herd.

7 Dwarves of Fatherhood

Lemming mothers

"Sure, helicopter parenting is bad but drone parenting is way worse."

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

Honey, I'm home. Did you change Kyle's diaper?

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

"More aphorisms, please!"

"My kid said his first two words and you know what he said; 'I'll sue.'."

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

"Your father dressed you, didn't he?"

The Motherhood

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

'Adolescents act like babies when they aren't treated like adults!'

"We've unleashed your child's potential—this is as good as it's going to get."

'Little Tommy took the cap off the sauce bottle when he got home from school in the end.'

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

"I dunno. It just doesn't "feel" like a diaper."

"Here's 15 cents. I assume you'll go into debt one day putting me through college, so this will take some of the guilt off my conscience."

Supermom meets her match - super kid.

"I still don't get 'why' Daddy, but anyway, once we've crossed to the other side, won't this side became 'the other side'?"

"I can't believe you two broke up..."

"Hey dad, can I borrow the wheel tonight?"

Honk the Horn, Daddy

"Look at that adorable mother and baby! I haven't changed a diaper in years."

"Oh, did baby get a boo-boo?"

When Moms Dance

"Hey, I love my daughters too but you gotta set boundaries."

"The sound of your mom falling asleep wakes you up too?"