Fan Of Parenting Mishaps Pillows

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

I love my family!

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

Two children play with a pedal bin

"Sure, helicopter parenting is bad but drone parenting is way worse."

Lemming mothers

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

"More aphorisms, please!"

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

The Motherhood

"My kid said his first two words and you know what he said; 'I'll sue.'."

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

'Little Tommy took the cap off the sauce bottle when he got home from school in the end.'

"We've unleashed your child's potential—this is as good as it's going to get."

'Adolescents act like babies when they aren't treated like adults!'

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

"I dunno. It just doesn't "feel" like a diaper."

"Look at that adorable mother and baby! I haven't changed a diaper in years."

"Hey dad, can I borrow the wheel tonight?"

"Here's 15 cents. I assume you'll go into debt one day putting me through college, so this will take some of the guilt off my conscience."

Honk the Horn, Daddy

Supermom meets her match - super kid.

"Oh, did baby get a boo-boo?"

"I can't believe you two broke up..."

"I still don't get 'why' Daddy, but anyway, once we've crossed to the other side, won't this side became 'the other side'?"

When Moms Dance

"Hey, I love my daughters too but you gotta set boundaries."

Snooki employs her children, Lorenzo and Giovanna, to announce that she will be raising her next child gender neutral.

"The sound of your mom falling asleep wakes you up too?"