Awkward Family Moments Fan Gifts

'Dad, this is something i knocked up in the shed...'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'Baby's first two-step.'

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"You and your daft inventions."

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"There's a little jelly or something on your chin."

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

Letting Go

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

'Hi honey, take me off the speakerphone.'

Mel forgets to zip up his fanny pack before breakdancing.

'I'll bet my Dad's pants are bigger than yours.'

He couldn't put his finger on it but something told Colin the date wasn't going well.

"Sorry, it’s my first day."

Thanks to Floss-A-Cuffs, parents can be certain that their kids will maintain proper oral hygiene.

"I walked up to this hot girl with two drinks in my hands, and she turned to me, smiled and said, are you lost, Grandpa? The toilets are back there."