Awkward Family Moments Fan Prints

'Dad, this is something i knocked up in the shed...'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"You and your daft inventions."

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

"There's a little jelly or something on your chin."

'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

Letting Go

"I walked up to this hot girl with two drinks in my hands, and she turned to me, smiled and said, are you lost, Grandpa? The toilets are back there."

Mel forgets to zip up his fanny pack before breakdancing.

He couldn't put his finger on it but something told Colin the date wasn't going well.

"Sorry, it’s my first day."

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

An awkward moment during the coronation...

'Hi honey, take me off the speakerphone.'