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Letting Go

'Who has the fairest grandchildren of them all?'

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

"Remember when I was a little kid and cried when I had to go to the dentist?"

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"When did she start crawling?"

"What the hell took so long?"

At the market

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

You never caw.

'Hey, wait a minute!'

"We moved here for the schools."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

'And remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

My dad's teaching me how to mow the lawn, fish and use the grill, I'm teaching how to Google, text and use an ipod.

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

'Wednesday wave.'

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

Child with picture of rocket

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

'Don't do that, Mom...Dad will be home soon.'

"Dad, I'm water hungry."

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

"#babygirl...seriously?"

That's it young lady! You're grounded!