Parenting Mishaps Gifts

"Your father dressed you, didn't he?"

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"The head, the head! I told you, always support the baby's head!"

young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers

"I couldn't find a sitter."

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

'Oh, for heaven's sake. Ethan's having another growth spurt.'

'Little Tommy took the cap off the sauce bottle when he got home from school in the end.'

"It's too hot to strive for autonomy."

"I'll hold the kid eventually. I just don't want it to develop a false sense of entitlement."

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

Lady to lady about messy kid: 'Maybe we should have named him Spot.'

"Should we raise him to succeed by nurturing him, or neglect him so severely that he finds success as a megalomaniacal sociopath?"

"Listen, kid...I'm doing you a favor... Don't call here again for at least another 10 years."

'You aren't very good with children, are you Dad?'

'My parents try so hard to do the right things for me, but, unfortunately, they're always wrong.'

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

"Yes, mom, I forgot my towel. Now I need an exit strategy!"

"Look at me. Still writing B.C. on my checks."

'Daddy's sure to ask-what can I say I see in you?'

'You'll have to excuse Graham, he sees his son as a role model.'

"Sorry to bother you but I can't ask my son for computer help while he's in a in time out."

"Hold it, dad - what's a 'bird', and what's a 'bee'?"

Kid in the A & E because his hand is stuck in his piggy bank.

"Next time, YOU can tell him to go on the naughty step."

'That's right, Arthur, I've been grounded.'