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"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

The Karate Kitten.

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"Are those my slippers?!"

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"Teach me not to care."

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"We hear you have hair of the dog..."

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

When Pugs dream.