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"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

No, I don

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

The Karate Kitten.

Dog Calenders.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"Teach me not to care."

"Are those my slippers?!"

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"We hear you have hair of the dog..."

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."