Fan Of Home Retreats Gifts

Get home. No one there. Oh, the joy of the house to myself!

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Club Antisocial

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"At last - no Trump."

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

Go away

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"I got married once - to avoid writing."

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

"Can I see your license Sir?"

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Trump Twitter ban

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'Hey! -- This is supposed to be a spiritual retreat!'

"The good news is that all the teachers loved the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that a dozen of them are out today, with splitting headaches."

"Yes, the farmer having eggs and bacon at breakfast is worrying, but at least, it's not life threatening for me..."

"Apparently he's from a silent order."

"I thought you knew - bed and breakfast rates here include milking the cows."

'Well, we'll have to move into town, then - We can't afford a wheelchair ramp.'