Fan Of History Jokes Gifts

'Where did you last see your club?'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Yes, all at once!'

"Bonk!"

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

'I like a man in a suit.'

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

"I don't know about you, but ever since we invented language, I've been getting a lot less sex."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

Mothers Pride and Prejudice.

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

'The first commandment is: Thou shalt not shoot the messenger.'

'What I've just has my teeth whitened,'

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'