Family Talk Enthusiast Pillows

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

I love my family!

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

Mother's Love

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

It's a Boy

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

'They're a very successful family.'

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"I'm back. My family didn't want to spend more time with me."

'He didn't learn that from me!'

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Mummy?!

'His dad was!'

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

"Put it on my tab."

How Moms explain.

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

'He's got your mother's teeth.'

Family.