Teddy, do you know why I'm here? Want to, umm, ask me anything? So! That wraps it up! How did your "birds and bees" talk go? I answered all his questions.
Family Talk Enthusiast T-Shirts
Celebrate family talk with witty t-shirts designed for the chatty, the storyteller, the family member who never runs out of things to say. Comfort and humor combine seamlessly.
"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"
'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'
No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.
"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."
My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'
"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"
I love my family!
It's a Boy
Mother's Love
'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'
The Family Joules: Part 5
"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."
'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'
"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."
'I knew you would come crawling back.'
"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"
'They're a very successful family.'
Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.
'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'
"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."
"I'm back. My family didn't want to spend more time with me."
"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."
Mummy?!
Honey, I'm home. Did you change Kyle's diaper?
"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"
"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."
"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."
'His dad was!'
"Yeah, he's very like his father isn't he?"
'He didn't learn that from me!'
"Put it on my tab."
'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'
Family.
"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."
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