Family Reader Gifts

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

Multi-Generational Books

'It's baseball season!'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Bront?saurus.'

"At least she's reading."

Jane Austen

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"It says here we should get a lodger."

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Book

Books*. *Batteries not included.

Inbox and outbox for books

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

Pastoring for Dummies

Best Seller of All Times...The Holy Bible:'No fair. You're creating your own readers.'