Family Reader Pillows

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

Multi-Generational Books

'It's baseball season!'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'Bront?saurus.'

"At least she's reading."

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

Jane Austen

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

"It says here we should get a lodger."

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Book

Inbox and outbox for books

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

Pastoring for Dummies

'Was it good for you?' 'I haven't finished yet!'