Home Reader Gifts

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

Gen-Next Library

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Audio Books

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Bring out yer books!'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Large print e-book.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Bront?saurus.'

James Joyce.

Jane Austen

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

Print Suicide

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

Ok, ok, last page.

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

Books and Phones

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"