Home Reader Gifts

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

Gen-Next Library

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Audio Books

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Bring out yer books!'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Large print e-book.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

James Joyce.

'Bront?saurus.'

Jane Austen

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"I dropped my goblet!"

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

"It says here we should get a lodger."

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"