Online Reader Gifts

Today 5 -7. Meet the eAuthor.

Gen-Next Library

Audio Books

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'Bring out yer books!'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Two Generations of Readers

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

Large print e-book.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

Print Suicide

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'I won't be reading the paper online today, so you can take my computer back to my office.'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

Book

"Pavlov's Blog."

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

Books and Phones

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

'You said you wanted to start reading the newspaper online.'

Kid tries to plug in a book.

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

Book computer

Quite literary.

"The butler did it!"

My mom says this story is a "real page turner." I have no idea what she means by that.