Online Reader Gifts

Gen-Next Library

Audio Books

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Bring out yer books!'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Two Generations of Readers

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

Large print e-book.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'I won't be reading the paper online today, so you can take my computer back to my office.'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

Book

Books and Phones

"Pavlov's Blog."

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

"The butler did it!"

Quite literary.

Book computer

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'