Cyber Reader Gifts

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Gen-Next Library

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Bring out yer books!'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'It's baseball season!'

Two Generations of Readers

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Large print e-book.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

Idle parts

Good boy

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

Sex Section in the Library

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

The Farmer Sutra.

The Curious George pop-down book

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

Quite literary.

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

Man reading a tablet in library.

"Great, but where are all the books?"