Family Reading Time Gifts

"That story had an engaging plot, but 'lived happily ever after' is an unsatisfying denouement."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

I like the Jets...I guess

"They grow up so fast."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Swan Fairy Tales

Haircuts

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"She's been so creative lately."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

'She's just great with the children.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Swinging

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Office pics on dinner table.

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Home Sweet Home

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'