Story Time Gifts

"Put a bit more expression into it..." "We can't tell the difference between the elephant and the mouse!"

Swan Fairy Tales

"It had an interesting emotional arc and some nice plot twists, but the heroine and subsidiary characters were unconvincing within the historical context."

And they loved happily ever after and after and after and after and after and after and after and after and after. Feline Fairy Tales.

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

". . . and they lived happily ever after. . . in an aspirational sort of way."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'At lone at last.'

'And you're telling me this, why?'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

A.S.A.P.'s Fables

"And what's the story behind the story?"

Parenting Skills Training

'Why didn't the mama bear just microwave her porridge?'

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

Library. Story Hour. This fact-checking site says no cow has ever jumped over the moon.

"Can you read me a bedtime story about ponies, next time?"

Noah's Nark.

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

Big book of memes

Old woman who lives in a shoe with sick children.

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

'Mom, will you play me a bedtime story on tape?'

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.