Story Time Prints

"Put a bit more expression into it..." "We can't tell the difference between the elephant and the mouse!"

Swan Fairy Tales

"It had an interesting emotional arc and some nice plot twists, but the heroine and subsidiary characters were unconvincing within the historical context."

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

". . . and they lived happily ever after. . . in an aspirational sort of way."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'At lone at last.'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'And you're telling me this, why?'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

A.S.A.P.'s Fables

"And what's the story behind the story?"

Parenting Skills Training

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'Why didn't the mama bear just microwave her porridge?'

"Can you read me a bedtime story about ponies, next time?"

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

Noah's Nark.

Old woman who lives in a shoe with sick children.

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

Big book of memes

'Mom, will you play me a bedtime story on tape?'

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

'You've got yourself a deal son. I'll read you 'Babar' and you'll help me with my computer.'

"Down in front!"

"Sorry, I'm running late, I had to change Junior's bed-sheets: he found a little blond girl asleep in his bed this morning!"

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'