Children's Storytime Gifts

'Mum, how come we're always the bad guys in bed-time stories?...'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Swan Fairy Tales

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Poky Little Pupa.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

Little Princess.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'And you're telling me this, why?'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

The Little Engine That Wouldn't