Children's Storytime Mugs

'Mum, how come we're always the bad guys in bed-time stories?...'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Swan Fairy Tales

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Little Princess.

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'And you're telling me this, why?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

The Little Engine That Wouldn't