Family Comic Reader Gifts

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

Praying mantis rock band sings about dysfunctional family.

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Time Machine Collision

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

The Salmon Run

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

X-ray Psychology.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.