Family Comic Lovers Gifts

A Visit From The Parent Company

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Are we there yet?'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Why Superman flies himself

Telekinetics on strike...

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

'Let's get a kitty.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."