Family Comic Enjoyer Gifts

'That's gonna be a long time-out.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Superheroes take a selfie

Early photobombing

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

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"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Suffering from Cooties?

Introducing...Anagraman.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23