Family Comic Fan Gifts

"Put it on my tab."

"And then, as soon as I had carved out my niche, they went and had another kid."

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'No, honey, grammy is in heaven.'

'Dad, can you please stop prancing? You're embarrassing me!'

'Words that an create a monster!!'

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

Pterodactyl Pteenagers.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Early photobombing

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Suffering from Cooties?

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Super Heroes.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Superheroes Having a Drink

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.