Parental Comic Fan Gifts

Baby T-Shirt.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Early photobombing

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Super Heroes.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

Suffering from Cooties?

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Baby tells other Baby to call.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Superheroes Having a Drink

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Cow of BEEF

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Slugfest!

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

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