Parenting Comic Lovers Gifts

'The ideal number of children per family is two.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Are we there yet?'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Time for bed, guys."

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'That never gets old.'

Therapy for babies.

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'