Parenting Comic Enthusiast Gifts

'It's been rough at my house since my parents go on the same page about me.'

"This is what I mean by 'There's a sucker born every minute!'"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

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Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Baby tells other Baby to call.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

Fearless Frog Part 12

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

Atomic Bear: Part 14

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid