Family Comic Enthusiast Gifts

"I've got him on vibrate."

"May I see the travel section?"

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Early photobombing

Superheroes take a selfie

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Suffering from Cooties?

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"