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'The ideal number of children per family is two.'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'Are we there yet?'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Time for bed, guys."

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'That never gets old.'

Therapy for babies.

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Fearless Frog Part 19

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"